i knew it.

I knew it. All those Elvis conspiracy theorists/enthusiasts/sightings couldn't be wrong...

This 'Where's Wally?'-esque children's book immediately appealed to my warped sense of humour.

And I laughed harder when I saw this:

judgement day

Look I have to draw your attention to www.judgeabook.blogspot.com.au for their outstanding contribution to the discovery of WTF books.

I mean with such gems as...

...you can see my argument here, right? I mean this is A1-quality weirdness. Bravo.

tmi

Just thought I'd share 2yo CupKatie's favourite library book of the moment.

Priceless.

2012 eclectic reader challenge: march - literary fiction (take 2)

Incase you missed it, the genre for January was actually literary fiction, but I stuffed up and read a romance instead. Sothis month I read a literary fiction text to make up for it! (whoopsie)

Imagine what would happen if Mary Poppins arrived on the set of 'Deliverance'. 

That pretty much sums up this story, a satirical dig at the Victorian fiction genre,  about educated and civilized Flora, who goes to stay with her backward - inbred?! - cousins the Starkadders at their farm Cold Comfort Farm. I was constantly snorting and giggling at this ridiculous little story, where characters have names such as 'Caraway' and 'Mybug', the cows just randomly lose limbs without anyone's notice, and the family matriarch keeps the whole farm under her control by feigning madness from having seen 'something nasty in the woodshed' (no, you don't find out what!) :S

Think Edgar Allen Poe meets James Herriot. And then throw in Pollyanna. Couldn't help but giggle. I gave it 4/5 on Goodreads.

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more aussie than an outdated stereotype

I wish I'd known about this book on Australia Day! (And all those countless other days!) All that time I was sitting around thinking: "I wanna make a cake... I want it to be patriotic, but not obvious. I want it to say "Australia", but not in a modern, artistic, or indeed even obviously edible way...?" 

Behold!

Because I know y'all have always wanted to make an edible

...VICTA mower...

...Tuckerbox (Of course u cant eat the dog! Because that'd be weird.)...

...Akubra...

...Caravan! (I dont know how many times I've wanted to make a caravan cake...)...

...Meat pie with patriotic sauce! (Imagine! An edible meat pie!)...

...Billy (complete with gumleaf and soggy tea bag accessories)...

...Hills Hoist! (What? You can only eat the patch of lawn?! Disappointing!)...

...Weber-Que! (You call those sausages 'done'? That's not nearly enough charcoal for a true Aussie barbie! And where's the proverbial 'shrimp'?)...

But seriously, all joking aside, there are some cute Aussie animal cakes in this book - just look at this sweet little spearmint-leaf salt water croc!!! OMG he's ADORABLE!!! 

"C'mere! C'mere, you cute little...naaaw look at that: he's gnawing my leg off! Aww! Look he's doing a cheeky little death-roll and dragging me under the surface! Squee! Someone get the camera!!!"

wild and wilder

I've posted on the art of "Teapot Adornment" before, but this book brings it to a whole new level!

I mean, some of these are no longer recognisable as teapots!

However: As "Teapot camoflage" I reckon they'd be great! You could hide your teapot in:

A rockpool!

A bowl of coloured popcorn!

A medieval reenactment of a royal court!

But just incase those designs aren't wild enough for ya, there's always:

oooohhh, tough choice...

And just incase that's not enough 'weird' for you, head over to the "HOOKERS OR CAKE" website and get enough 'weird' for a week.

...what are you waiting for???

god bless you, japan!

This one's been around a while, but just got given a copy of my very own and HAD to blog it!

Mostly they're ridiculous (*snort!*) but occasionally I think: "Hey...YEAH! That would be AWESOME!" :)

when i grow up

(it's what we're all thinking...)

This book is not only a 'wtf book', but the MOST HONEST children's book I've ever read. I laughed, and it almost made me cry.

It's 'Go The F--k To sleep' read by veteran Aussie children's entertainer Noni  Hazlehurst.

Can I get an "AMEN!" from all the parents out there?!

Thankyou Adam and Ricardo for writing this f--king book. It's f--king brilliant.

aaaaaayyyyyy!!!! ;)

Previously $10.00 - NOW ONLY $4.95! BARGAIN!

(Thanks awfullibrarybooks.net - loving your work!)

cosy incognito

Looks innocent, right? I mean, knitted tea cosies: Nothing new or shocking there.

However.

Just LOOK at these.

LOOK!

LOOOOK AAAT THEEEEMMM.

I think an alternative title to this book should be "How to make your teapot COMPLETELY UNRECOGNISABLE as a usable kitchen item".

 In fact, if your teapot is a fugutive, if like, it's spent 7 years tunnelling through a concrete cell with a plastic spork, pole-vaulted over the razor wire, dodged the spotlights, and is 'on the run from the fuzz, yo': Get this book.