Looks innocent, right? I mean, knitted tea cosies: Nothing new or shocking there.
Just LOOK at these.
LOOOOK AAAT THEEEEMMM.
I think an alternative title to this book should be "How to make your teapot COMPLETELY UNRECOGNISABLE as a usable kitchen item".
In fact, if your teapot is a fugutive, if like, it's spent 7 years tunnelling through a concrete cell with a plastic spork, pole-vaulted over the razor wire, dodged the spotlights, and is 'on the run from the fuzz, yo': Get this book.